What is apterous?
apterous is a UK-based puzzle game where players compete to solve word and number puzzles. You can play in British English, French, German, Welsh, global English and a variety of other languages.
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Current Duel Leaders
| # | Player | Score |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Elwin Carlos | — |
Format: 5 rounds of 35 seconds.
[Vote for the next Duel's format]
Latest Pencils
Top Dog
| # | Player | % |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ravi Choudhary | 39% |
These are the finest bones dug up lately,
in Mr Dog's opinion (patent pending).
Discussions
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Game outage
Announcement by Charlie Reams. Status: Unconfirmed.
Apologies for the recent unreliability (including the game being down completely for the last few days). The site has been under some kind of denial-of-service attack for the last month with every public ... [Read more] [More miscellany]
7 2 0
Sunday Night Quizzes
Brainstorm by M S R. Status: Unconfirmed.
Another attempt at doing some quiz-related guff on here...Three quiz things for you to put in diaries 21st September/RATHER HARD QUIZ. University Challenge-style. You'll be in teams throughout. 28th September/PUB ... [Read more] [More miscellany]
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Future-proofing Apterous
Brainstorm by Eoin Jackson. Status: Unconfirmed.
Is there any plan in place to keep Apterous afloat many years into the future? My understanding is that Apterous is essentially a one-man operation, and if -God forbid- anything untoward should befall ... [Read more] [More miscellany]
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Calling All Irish Apterites Countdown in Dublin Saturday October 4th
Announcement by Ed Byrne. Status: Unconfirmed.
I'd just like to inform any irish apterites of a yearly in person tournament I have been running in Dublin since 2015 It will take place in Urban Junction in Blackrock on Saturday October 4th from 11am. ... [Read more] [More miscellany]
26 0 3
Item Idea: Bowling Ball
Game feature request by Ravi Choudhary. Status: Unconfirmed.
An item for getting 100% on all 3 attempts in Top Dog, a feat that was achieved yesterday by Chas Maxwell. Based on achieving a perfect game in ten-pin bowling, where a player scores 300. Either that ... [Read more] [More feature requests]
10 1 2
CO:LON 2026 - Countdown in London - 21st February 2026
Brainstorm by Phil Stanton. Status: Unconfirmed.
It's the return of CO:LON - Countdown in London 2026 – a FOCAL Countdown event. WHEN Saturday 21st February 2026 Doors open at 10:45 am. Gameplay starts at 11:30. WHERE & GETTING THERE “The Venue”, ... [Read more] [More miscellany]
12 0 1
Co:Edinburgh 2025 - Saturday, 18th October
Announcement by Adam Beach. Status: Unconfirmed.
Aye, ye better believe it: October's annual Scottish FOCAL event is heading back to the capital. So, tighten your jobby catchers, crack open an Irn Bru, and whip out the haggis, cos we're gannie Edinburgh ... [Read more] [More miscellany]
7 0 2
Co:cester (Countdown in Worcester) 2025!
Announcement by Tom Stevenson. Status: Unconfirmed.
Mispronounced as many times as a Countdown contestant declaring a word they can’t define – Countdown is coming to Worcester! Roll up, roll up! And welcome to the debut Co-event in Worcester, Co:cester! ... [Read more] [More miscellany]
9 1 36
Rather Hard Quiz tournament thing
Announcement by M S R. Status: Unconfirmed.
A lot of you on here seem to enjoy some challenging quizzes. So I'm going to put this out there and see if this happens.If you were at CoBrum, it's like the lunchtime quiz there. RULES -Questions and ... [Read more] [More miscellany]
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Zoomdown Season 5
Announcement by Darren Godfrey. Status: Unconfirmed.
Hello all. After a few discussions with folks, and having convinced myself that it'd be grand, I've decided to run a season 5 of Zoomdown. If you'd like to take part, and / or volunteer to be part of the ... [Read more] [More miscellany]
14 0 4
Apterous still thinks there's GOTW voting when there's no nominations, and where's my ostracon?
Website feature request by Gevin Chapwell. Status: Unconfirmed.
This week there appear to be no games to vote on in Game Of The Week. But it still has the thing at the top of the page asking if you want to vote. This doesn't go away after you click "Take me there". ... [Read more] [More feature requests]
4 1 3
FOCAL First Aid Training - Saturday 16th August 2025
Announcement by George Armstrong. Status: Unconfirmed.
Good afternoon, Those of you who regularly frequent our FOCAL tournaments might be aware that one thing we proposed for 2025 was to organise a First Aid Training Day in light of some incidents that occurred ... [Read more] [More miscellany]
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Good luck Paul Worsley at the Goliath Day 3!
Announcement by Matty Artell. Status: Unconfirmed.
Paul has beat out 10,000 players to make the final 40 at the Coventry Goliath, playing for a 6-figure top prize - he's 4th in chips and play resumes today at 11:00, it will be live streamed at https://youtube.com/@grosvenorpoker?si=m2i8g4sZuP-_qilA ... [Read more] [More miscellany]
5 2 2
Superbru Football Predictions League
Announcement by George Armstrong. Status: Unconfirmed.
Do you like football but don't have the commitment, knowledge or desire to be any good at Fantasy Football? Then why not join us over on Superbru in our Premier League Predictions tournament? You predict ... [Read more] [More miscellany]
12 0 4
Fantasy football 24/25
Announcement by Adam Latchford. Status: Unconfirmed.
Hi League is set up again for next season https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/9ezi6g If you were in the league last season and use your email again - you'll automatically be involved. ... [Read more] [More miscellany]
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EFL Fantasy Football
Announcement by Stephen E. Status: Unconfirmed.
Hi all There's a few fpl leagues around, but I've created one for the EFL, which is the Championship and Leagues 1 and 2. The app is called EFL Fantasy Official. If you create a team and want to join ... [Read more] [More miscellany]
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New character idea: Colin Murray
Game feature request by Philip Aston. Status: Unconfirmed.
This ticket was created by the Character Spindlomatic, which you should use to create your own characters! https://www.apterous.org/spindlomatic.php --------------------------------------- I suggest the ... [Read more] [More feature requests]
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New character idea: Colin Murray
Game feature request by Aidan Dunbar. Status: Unconfirmed.
This ticket was created by the Character Spindlomatic, which you should use to create your own characters! https://www.apterous.org/spindlomatic.php --------------------------------------- I suggest the ... [Read more] [More feature requests]
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Mobile play - in game chat to flash?
Game feature request by Fiona T. Status: Unconfirmed.
There's been a few new players recently who seem completely oblivious to the in game chat. (Maybe they just don't want to chat, which is fine, but I get the impression they just don't see it) I presume ... [Read more] [More feature requests]
15 1 4
Beanstalk Conundrums
Variant idea by Philip Aston. Status: Unconfirmed.
Any love for this? Presently, Beanstalk is only playable in Letters Attack, so would like to see it also playable in Conundrum Attack. Is this viable? 5, 6, 6, 7, 8, 8, 9, 10, 10, 11, 12, 13 and 14 letter ... [Read more] [More variant ideas]
News
12 September 2025
- Martin Hurst tied the high score for Nice Numbers Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Sean D tied the high score for Nice Numbers Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Ian Volante tied the high score for Nice Numbers Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Matthew Tassier commented on Weakest Link Numbers Tournament 2025: Round 1 - Junior. [+4 others]
- Mr Dog awarded the dog bone for best Top Dog performance to Adam Latchford, who lasted 15 rounds with a target of 6. Woof!
- Gabriel Thallon tied the record number of maximums for 9 Rounder with 9 maxes.
- The Duel was won by 2 people (Tom Cappleman and Matt Hamer) with a score of 82 from 82.
11 September 2025
- Matthew Tassier tied the high score for Nice Numbers Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Adam Latchford commented on his game with M S R.
- M S R's 124 - 98 game with Adam Latchford received a self-nomination for Game of the Week.
- M S R's 124 - 98 game with Adam Latchford received a nomination for Game of the Week.
- M S R tied the record number of maximums for 15 Rounder with 15 maxes.
- Adam Latchford tied the record number of maximums for Goatdown Jnr. 9 with 9 maxes.
- Gabriel Thallon tied the high score for Conundrum Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Patrick Thompson tied the record number of maximums for Numbers Attack with 20 maxes.
- Adam Latchford's 44 - 0 game with Mr Dog received a nomination for Game of the Week. [×4]
- Richard Freeland tied the record number of maximums for Unlimited 9 with 9 maxes.
- Eoin Jackson tied the record number of maximums for Junior Numbers Attack with 20 maxes.
- Ay Oh Ess tied the high score for Nice Numbers Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Adam Peel tied the high score for Junior Numbers Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Adam Latchford tied the record number of maximums for Goatdown Jnr. 9 with 9 maxes.
- Adam Latchford tied the record number of maximums for Goatdown Jnr. 9 with 9 maxes.
- Ethan JM tied the record number of maximums for 5-rounder with 5 maxes.
- Hazel Drury tied the high score for Conundrum Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Adam Latchford tied the record number of maximums for Goatdown Jnr. 9 with 9 maxes.
- Hazel Drury tied the high score for Conundrum Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Hazel Drury tied the high score for Conundrum Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Mike Lee tied the high score for Junior Numbers Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Niall Waters tied the high score for CSW Conundrum Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Brian Huang tied the record number of maximums for Junior Numbers Attack with 20 maxes.
- Tlou Laz tied the high score for Junior Numbers Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Mr Dog awarded the dog bone for best Top Dog performance to Mark Baker, who lasted 13 rounds with a target of 6. Woof!
- The Duel was won by 30 people (Mark Jeary-Fairbairn, Mark Murray, Anthony Endsor, Ricardo Cardoso, Antoinette Ryan, Dave Robjohns, Dave O'Donnell, Dave Kempshall, Chris Hare, Ray Wilding, Jason Turner, Ben H, Jim Goloboy, Angus W, Elizabeth Beer, James Walters, Trevor MacEoin, Tony Atkins, Colin Thompson, Dave Ryan, Ian Wray, Martin Curristan, Andrew Hulme, Martin Hurst, Brendan Whitehurst, Tal Lessner, John Slater, Zohaib Rehan, Euan Crabb and Herbert Plank) with a score of 40 from 40.
10 September 2025
- Sarah M commented on Adam Latchford's game with Mr Dog. [+1 other]
- Tom Cappleman tied the high score for Conundrum Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Tom Cappleman tied the high score for Conundrum Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Tom Cappleman tied the high score for Conundrum Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Tom Cappleman tied the high score for Conundrum Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Tom Cappleman tied the high score for Conundrum Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Tom Cappleman tied the high score for Conundrum Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Tom Cappleman tied the high score for Conundrum Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Tom Cappleman tied the high score for Conundrum Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Tom Cappleman tied the high score for Conundrum Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Tom Cappleman tied the high score for Conundrum Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Tom Cappleman tied the high score for Conundrum Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Jamie French tied the record number of maximums for Junior Numbers Attack with 20 maxes.
- Eoin Jackson commented on AptoLeague: S35 Division 4.
- Ian Volante tied the record number of maximums for Junior Numbers Attack with 20 maxes.
- Steven Harding tied the high score for Junior Numbers Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
- Last Ashwin Hero tied the high score for Junior Numbers Attack with 200 points, and tied the record number of maximums with 20 maxes.
9 September 2025
- News: Game of the Week was won by Ian Kinsella's 121 - 85 15 Rounder win against Mark Baker! This week's vote is now open.
8 September 2025
- News: Updated ProRanks for this week.
- News: Matthew Brockwell has been crowned champion of Women's Euros & COPA 2025 (Matthew wins Finalissima after winning the Euros. Florence claimed COPA glory)!
2 September 2025
- News: Game of the Week was won by Brad Hill's 82 - 0 win against The Duellist! This week's vote is now open.
- News: A total of 8 Duel Necklaces were awarded for August 2025.
1 September 2025
- News: Updated ProRanks for this week.
- News: The Duel for August 2025 was won by Chris Hare!
26 August 2025
- News: Game of the Week was won by Tal Lessner's 200 - 0 Hypertouch Numbers Attack win against Apterous Prune! This week's vote is now open.
25 August 2025
- News: Updated ProRanks for this week.
23 August 2025
- News: Tom Cappleman has been crowned champion of The Apprentice!
20 August 2025
- New: apterous History: July 2025.
18 August 2025
- News: Updated ProRanks for this week.
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