Sean D

Sean D a very nice bottle of wine or world peace?

Sean D

Sean D Just to clarify, this is (like the poem) your entirely subjective choice of what is the 'best' list?

Matty Artell

Matty Artell Coal or a satsuma?

Tom Cappleman

Tom Cappleman sweet or savoury?

Sarah Binns

Sarah Binns concrete or abstract?

Adam Latchford

Adam Latchford Dialysis or Sprouts

Matthew Brockwell

Matthew Brockwell Sock or sack?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare In order:

Sean D: World peace
Sean D (2): Entirely subjective, yes.
Matty Artell: Coal
Tom Cappleman: Savoury
Sarah Binns: Concrete
Adam Latchford: Sprouts
Matthew Brockwell: Sock

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Daddy or chips?

Fiona T

Fiona T Tinky-Winky or Laa-Laa?

Jason C.

Jason C. Swans (a-swimming) or geese (a-laying)?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Matthew Tassier: Chips
Fiona T: Tinky-Winky
Jason C.: Geese

Maria Chandler

Maria Chandler Lapland or Sunderland?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Maria Chandler: Lapland.

Trevor Potts

Trevor Potts Cake or death?

Trevor Potts

Trevor Potts For the avoidance of doubt, the above is not a threat. Nor is it an offer of confectionery, in truth.

Matt OC

Matt OC Gifts or cash?

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Chris Hare

Chris Hare Trevor Potts: Cake
Matt OC: Cash

Elizabeth Beer

Elizabeth Beer Lynx or bulldog, as in toiletry sets?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Elizabeth Beer: Bulldog

David Holmes

David Holmes Food or drink?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare David Holmes: Food

Tourney round: The Twelve Games of Chris-mas: Vol. III: So, Hare it is, Merry Chris-mas: Game Twelve

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Notes from the organizer: Game Twelve! Exit through the gift shop.

For your twelfth and final dose of festive frivolity, I'm giving you a Hypergoat Letters Attack. Your task is to write the best Chris-mas list; that is, make a list of things that I'd most like Father Chris-mas* to leave underneath the Chris-mas tree. You can choose how you do this. For example, you can declare RED in round one and SOCKS in round two, to make RED SOCKS as an item (and so on, with as many adjectives per noun as you like), or you can make a list of twenty nouns instead, or anywhere in between. Invalid declarations won't count towards your list.

The BONUS TOURNAMENT POINT will be awarded to any player who declares a valid word of ten letters or more.

To help you with this task and inform your list-making, each player may, in the comments of this page, ask me no more than one question of the form "X or Y?"; I'll answer them with whichever of X or Y I would prefer to receive.

If you have any questions about the rules, scoring, or anything else pertaining to this tourney, please feel free to ask.

Here is a spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ihS3JL1pa50yoy-U7fJ55vhry0rynVbOsW6Z_lWgNdM/edit?usp=sharing


*Father Chris-mas is not to be confused with the jolly, bearded, red-clad fellow who pops down the chimney and leaves gifts for children. Father Chris-mas is a cantankerous, moustachioed man in a cardigan who thinks that children should be seen and not heard (and preferably not seen either). Ho, ho, ho.

Runs from: 16 December 2024 – 1 January 2025. Format: Hypergoat Letters Attack. Matches: One-off. Approved.

Organizers: Chris Hare.

Fixtures: 38. Completed: 14.

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