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Matty Artell

Matty Artell I think this is my favourite apto tourney round ever

Tourney round: The Twelve Games of Chris-mas: Vol. II: The Re-Chris-ening: Game Four

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Notes from the organizer: Let us all take a moment to reflect on the profound spiritual message of the season, communicated through the timeless art of poetry.


'High Seas Bureaucracy'

If there are any pirates
In a mood 'cos of quotas
Go look at a veranda
And have a tug.

Stu Harkness (2022)


Words to live by.

For Game Four, I'd like you to write me a poem using a Touchdown Jnr Letters Attack. Your poem must be composed of valid declarations, read in order from Round 1 to Round 20, and must use all the rounds in between. Poems will be judged entirely subjectively by me, so there won't be any ties. If you would like to give your poem a title, please do so in the comment section on your game's page.

The BONUS TOURNAMENT POINT will be awarded to any player who achieves at least four maxes during the game.

If you have any questions about the rules, scoring, or anything else pertaining to this tourney, please feel free to ask.

Here is a spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qrXdHVIji1Da3xrqASiccHQIou1LJMM8k1j5iDfNaNw/edit#gid=0

Ran from: 16 December 2023 – 1 January 2024. Format: Touchdown Jnr Letters Attack. Matches: One-off. Approved.

Organizers: Chris Hare.

Fixtures: 37. Completed: 37.

Results and fixtures

Player 1Player 2Status
Apterous PruneHazel Drury0 – 76
Apterous PruneOwen Carroll0 – 62
Apterous PruneStu Harkness0 – 65
Apterous PruneWesley Barton0 – 92
Apterous PruneJack Worsley0 – 95
Apterous PruneDamian McEvoy0 – 94
Apterous PruneFiona T0 – 96
Apterous PruneMatthew Tassier0 – 69
Apterous PruneAndy SC0 – 70
Apterous PruneColin Thompson0 – 82
Apterous PruneDave Robjohns0 – 76
Apterous PruneMartin Hurst0 – 83
Apterous PruneTom Cappleman0 – 77
Apterous PruneDave Kempshall0 – 77
Apterous PruneBradley Horrocks0 – 51
Apterous PruneThomas Carey0 – 72
Apterous PruneJames C0 – 105
Apterous PruneMatty Artell0 – 91
Apterous PruneEoin Jackson0 – 102
Apterous PruneMike Lee0 – 63
Apterous PruneFlorence C-L0 – 91
Apterous PruneEdward Ashcroft0 – 72
Apterous PruneAdam Dexter0 – 87
Apterous PruneJason C.0 – 107
Apterous PruneFi Thorne0 – 53
Apterous PruneMaria Chandler0 – 62
Apterous PruneAdam Latchford0 – 79
Apterous PruneMatt OC0 – 88
Apterous PruneDan Spinks0 – 68
Apterous PruneElizabeth Beer0 – 63
Apterous PruneSean D0 – 65
Apterous PruneIan Volante0 – 110
Apterous PruneZohaib Rehan0 – 63
Apterous PruneAnthony Endsor0 – 95
Apterous PruneElliott Mellor0 – 66
Apterous PruneJamie French0 – 70
Apterous PruneM S R0 – 83

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser. Grey: tie. (Stripes: provisional, match in progress.)

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