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Jack Hurst I can honestly say I have never noticed the person at number 13 in the room, so It makes no sense that they have played over 16 days worth of apterous.

Ryan Taylor It's Supee!

Jack Hurst D'oh.

Jack Hurst Love how me and Josh are together on the list <3

Josh Hurst Now Ed is the meat in a Hurst sandwich.

Edward McCullagh And I plan on staying there...

Richard Brittain I'd quite like to see longer lists for this and other Statland pages.

Richard Brittain Also.. There seems to be a bug whereby my comments get hidden.

Adam Gillard Josh, you've totally ruined the Hurst sandwich.

Josh Hurst But now there's way more meat in the sandwich... so don't complain.

Ian Volante Are you calling Ryan, Dale, Henry and Edward fat?

Mark D Got worryingly high on this list in a worryingly short time.

Adam Gillard Ditto.

Mark D 27 days of in-round time between June and November, though. In a five month span, I spent a month playing Apterous. I suck as a human.

Oli Moore this is THE definitive 'List of Worry' IMO

Matt Morrison Fucking hell, that *is* pretty "impressive".

Richard Brittain It's pretty scary that Mark Deeks has spent four days more on apterous than Ben Wilson.

Matt Morrison Damn I hate deleted comments, I get so inquisitive.

Ryan Taylor Ha, me too!

Andy Platt probably something anti-semitic

Richard Brittain .

Mark D 296 days since my first game. Managed 40 days worth of game time since then. Thank you, thank you.

Barry Bridger Haha, roughly 1 whole day per week Mark, to put it into another context!

Richard Brittain I was wondering if we could have a list showing the differential between time played and overall ranking. For example, I am 180th on this list, but 66th overall, implying that I am fairly talented.

Richard Brittain Or, a Pro Ranks filter by time. For example, a list of people who have played 0-10 days of apterous, 10-20, 20-30, etc.

Richard Brittain Or some sort of complicated division between Pro Rank and time.

David Barnard Or maybe you're just a troll

Matt Morrison Quick comeback.

David Barnard Haha, only just read it, I shouldn't have commented as it has probably given him enormous satisfaction

Richard Brittain Which bit didn't you understand?

Chris Hare It's tight at the top.

Adam Gillard 81% of my games have been against bots and early round ends are not accounted for.

Kirk Bevins Ive never understood that. If you end round early on 10 seconds does it count 30 seconds of playtime or 0?

Adam Gillard 30

Julie McCarthy Wow! Horace Horlicks is in the top ten although he's been here less than a year!
Way to go HH (maybe)

Matt Morrison Horace Horlicks is Dale Levell. Once you know that everything is a bit different.

Julie McCarthy Dale's rating is stratospherically better than HH's, Are you implying that Dale likes's to pretend to play (relatively) badly?

Julie McCarthy likes's ?? dorry not sure what happened to my grammar there - s/b edit facility

Julie McCarthy I really don't see why messing people about like this seems so appealing, Matt. Some people just have too much time on their hands.

Zarte Siempre Lol Matt xD

Matt Hamer And we finally have a new number one! Furthermore, it looks as though, at the next page update, Adam will become the first player to lodge an official gametime of 100 days.

Adam Gillard I hate this page.

Julie McCarthy lol Adam ;-)

Eddie McCullagh http://parenting.leehansen.com/downloads/clipart/school/images/100-days-400.gif

Oli Moore hahahaha! Lovely effort Ed :)

David Barnard Yeah get rid of this page as all it does is makew me look sad when apterous is a real depression buster for me iver the winter

David Barnard Haha that's what I get for trying to type bn a blackberry with the left window obscuring the box so I can't check for typos

Philip Jarvis Does Horace live here? He only joined 16 months ago

Tracey Mills Apterous so addictive

Gerry Tynan 28 days spent here and I'm not even in the top 50 of this list. Looking at this page kind of makes my mind up on whether to renew or not.

Tracey Mills Adam and Innis certainly do

David Barnard Apterous isn't addictive for me just a damn good time waster :P

Jonathan Wynn Horace has overtaken Bayfield

Adam Gillard Think every Ascension round is counted as 30s regardless of solve time :|

Jonathan Wynn Pretty sure Horace has achieved this solely on 15 rounders against humans. He doesnt even break for lunch by the looks of things. Way to go Horace!!

Jen Steadman I like the fact that 200 people have spent at least seven and a half days of their life playing Apterous.

Marcus Hares Think this is since they started playing, not just in the last year... still, 116 days is pretty impressive!

Adam Gillard It's not impressive. It's also not very accurate. But still :(

Jonathan Wynn Horace has played 1134 games this month. There`s apterous addiction but this is just nuts. Ive averaged less than this per year since I started, and Im hardly Jonny one-game!!

Jonathan Wynn Also no bullets, no conundtum attacks, just pure, unadulterated 15 rounders against humans. I vote spoon of awesome :)

David Barnard Yeah, Horace is just unbelievable on the amount of games he plays

Adam Gillard http://www.apterous.org/statland.php?section=completed_ascension_cycles - Actual in-round time I've spent on Ascension - 1 day, 16 hours. In-round time I've spent on Ascension according to this page - 7 days, 9 hours. That's a pretty big discrepancy!

Jonathan Wynn Dear apterous: How dare you insult Adam by claiming he's played one hundred and nineteen days when he's only played a measly one hundred and thirteen.

Adam Gillard Jonathan, that's not taking into account the thousands of other conundrums (outside of Ascension) solved within the time. There's also the small matter of ending rounds early. 81% of my games have been against bots and 'end round early' is used an awful lot in those games.

Jonathan Wynn Lol am only winding ya up. For the record, think Horace's total is accurate though-89 full days of apterous. Impressive

Tracey Mills 35th Not bad for me !

Tracey Mills 31st now!

Horace Horlicks It seems I've played quite a few games.

Robin M I think your game has improved massively, Horace

Jack Hurst I think users should be able to opt out of this leader board

Tracey Mills 24th I seriously need a life !

David Barnard Ditto

David Barnard Although ending round early can skew the stats, I've probably played about 70 or 75 days (still a lot) but when playing bots I fly through games

Sean D Quite amusing that there's no sign of Conor here. Imagine if he started practicing...

Jamie M Yeah I just looked and he's 92nd.

Mark D Hard to end Bullet rounds early, to be fair.

David Barnard So basically it's just a glorified rounds played leaderboard

Matt Morrison Anyone on this list needs to get a life.

Barry Bridger I have a life thank you......playing apterous

David Barnard ^

Tracey Mills I think we all need to get out more !

David Barnard Yep *looks guilty*

Ahmed M I'm quite pleased with this tbh

Matt Morrison As my joke seems to have been missed, anyone who looks at this page appears on it somewhere, even if its down in 106th place like I.

Tracey Mills I look guilty !

Gerry Tynan It might be interesting to combine this with join date to give a time spent per day.

Matt Morrison I like "per active day" to assess density.

Gerry Tynan I'm little over half an hour a day. Suppose that's not too bad.

Tracey Mills I seriously hate this list !

Jack Hurst Is that because it doesnt contain Ed McCullagh?

Zarte Siempre ^ like.

Jen Steadman :D

Tracey Mills :)

Tracey Mills Edward McCullagh is a complete bellface just like Andy and Matt :)

Tracey Mills Sorry that I called Andy and Matt a bellface, I didn't mean it I was kidding.

Andy Platt I'd rather you called me a bellface than spammed me with unnecessary notifications.

Matt OC Personally, I think calling someone you don't know a 'bellface' on a public forum like this, whether you say you are kidding or not, is wholly inappropriate and out of order IMHO

Tracey Mills First of all I would like to apologise to Matt and Andy for my complete stupidity and foolish behaviour, I know have been foolish and stupid,but I apologise for my actions I realised my comment was Ill timed and out of order. I should know better than to call somebody that I hardly know a "bellface" on a public forum like this, like you said it was out of order and inappropriate, I have feel really sad and guilty for any hurt and upset that I have caused you both. Life is too short and I don't want to fall out with you both over something stupid that I have done, I have been really upset and very sad, I have felt like crap ever since but I have regretted what I have done and I know I should not of done it in the first place I am deeply ashamed of my actions, I would appreciate it if you both accpeted my apologies and put it behind us.

Zarte Siempre Welcome to the surrealism hotline. Please leave your message after the sheep. Moooo.

Matt Morrison What is wrong with my face?

Matt OC I'm not going to lie, the comment did p me off. Just at the fact that I can't think of a reason why you would say that of all things and why I was in the firing line. However I am thick skinned, I've had plenty worse said to me in my line of work so it's water off a ducks back and it's forgotten about

Tracey Mills I am sorry If I p'd off you and upset you Matt C and I didn't mean to call you names or put you in the firing line.I have been a complete p****k and I have been really upset over this and I feel really guilty for doing it to begin with, I have learnt my lesson now I know I have behaved badly. But I would like to clear the air the between us by calling a truce and moving on from this, because at moment it is making me really sad and depressed because of my own stupidity, and I have made a full grovelling apology to you more than I need to, let's forget about it and move on from it.

Mark D Wait a minute, sheep don't moo.

Ian Volante Depends where you touch them.

Mark D I'm from the countryside, I know how to touch a sheep thank you so much.

Zarte Siempre Not sure whether amused or scared....

Matt OC You didn't upset me nor was there any need for such an apology. It's already forgotten about

Tracey Mills That is fine Matt lets move on from this !

David Barnard I'm from the countryside and I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER

Tracey Mills Deeks' rendition of that was really funny !

David Barnard I know, that's why I said it!

Tracey Mills I think you have cheered me up a little David :)

Andy Platt No more notifications please.

Tracey Mills I think that is enough of this conversation, we need to put this to bed once and for all, I feel a lot better for getting a lot off my chest and saying sorry.

Zarte Siempre Yeah, I think all these notifications must be annoying Andy now.